FYI for you stupid men

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womancan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayyou're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.